June 2012
4 posts
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
May 2012
58 posts
shorm:
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
#DON’T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING IDEAS
Tumbdoing: fucking goats man →
figjewtons:
so you think you know what the most badass animal is well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy. Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition,…