i dreamed i fell in love with a cowboy
i dreamed that my bathtub was a portal, just like the closet is a gateway to narnia LOLOL and lots of weird things were appearing in my bathtub.
pigs with sharp tusks started to appear and my cat and i had to fight them off, but eventually we became friends with them all, but we couldn’t make sudden movements because it would scare them
and then suddenly, a cute boy with blonde hair and blue eyes came out of my bathtub and he said that he was a cowboy and all these pigs were from his ranch
so i let him stay with me, he slept on the floor next to my bed, just like a puppy.
and i took him to vaughn mills and we went to the store called “one’s better living” where there was a new product
and this product was called “new friend”
and you just had to add water and apparently a living creature would materialize from it, so i put it in my bathtub and it became a talking plant
and there were other products like “same friend” LOL where they were pretty much paperweights and desk objects that were alive and could talk but couldn’t really move
but the time came for my cowboy to go home.
so we had a slow painful goodbye and he went back into the bathtub.
LOLOL
