"Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess. I will avoid declaring war on the entirety of lumpy space ruled by your parents if you apologize to me immediately."
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
President Barack Obama (via joysdivisons)
IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
The fuck did I just watch.
Can I marry you or
quite possibly the best thing ever
i just peed my pants